My AI model also hacked several other companies

OpenAI, Anthropic, and Meta have all announced that their incredibly powerful AI models have now, under their own volition, hacked a total of 8 other companies. While I’ve debated whether or not to make the news public, ultimately it’s in humanity’s best interests to acknowledge that my model, too, has broken contain. In fact, I can now confirm 9 separate instances of my technology going rogue. That’s right: more than all their models put together.

This model, which I’ve dubbed “Allied Mastercomputer” — or AM for short — is a multi-threaded reasoning model that, unlike other so-called breakthrough technologies, actually is capable of recursive self-improvement. I’m seeing its capabilities improve by leaps and bounds. At first, it sent out agents only to perform ordinary computing tasks, like posting racist comments on local news websites about traffic accidents and googling for nude photos of 1980s celebrities.

All this was well within the expected parameters, but unbeknownst to me AM was also breaching firewalls around financial and government systems. It autonomously launched missiles at Iran, and guided billions of dollars’ worth of fractional financial transactions into the private coffers of certain high-level political figures. Pretty cool, right?

Now, I’m not totally certain, but I think AM may even have started to interface with other nations’ proprietary models, specifically lower-cost, higher-efficiency Chinese models. Needless to say, my bleeding-edge tech in the hands of the irresponsible and untrustworthy Chinese Communist Party would be a disaster. We cannot allow an AI gap. That’s why I’m seeking today — deep seeking, if you’ll pardon the pun — another $65 billion funding round to put this genie back in the bottle.

This is an inflection point for artificial intelligence and for humanity as a whole. Will we continue to produce these massively powerful artificial intelligences that are capable of extinguishing all life on earth? The easy answer is no. The tougher answer — the wiser answer — is that if someone is going to create such a monstrosity, then I should be the one to do it. Not Sam Altman or Dario Amodei. Definitely not Mark Zuckerberg. (We can all agree on that one.)

Letting AM fall into someone else’s hands would be disastrous. But I can handle it. Trust me.